Sound advice

Join the Communist Party

Advantages:

  • you will be feared and respected
  • total private liberty
  • ample possibilities for the future
  • group excursions
  • no loss in the case that the System continues
  • gain in the case of revolution (at least in the early stages)
  • meetings with youth
  • admiration of the middle classes
  • plenty of chances for sex
  • possibility of protest
  • rapid career advancement
  • signature of various manifestos
  • impunity for political offences and thought crimes
  • in desperate cases, a martyr’s halo

(Ennio Flaiano, 1969)

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